Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
