just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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