can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My underwear smells like fireworks.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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