He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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