Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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