your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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