Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
love makes seman taste better
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
