i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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