I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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