you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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