I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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