If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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