I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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