yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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