I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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