I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
my liver is dry heaving
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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