if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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