I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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