Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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