YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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