Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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