three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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