video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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