lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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