do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My penis needs a shock collar
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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