Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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