I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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