I feel like I'm in dance class right now
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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