I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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