Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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