his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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