He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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