If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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