it wasn't lemon gatorade
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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