hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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