I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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