no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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