that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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