PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
that is very illegal...i love you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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