Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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