when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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