Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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