I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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