i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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