I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
If that was your dad, he is hot
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
a search helicopter?!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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