Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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