maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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