Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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