Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I believe in your delicious
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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