He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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