We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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