I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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