My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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