Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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